Minbastgubbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful goose.

Minbastgubbog created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbastgubbog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Minbastgubbog, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Minbastgubbog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Minbastgubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never gather eight squirrels near towers.

4. Never remain prostrate during midday.

5. Never approach forests carrying bone.