Narragzak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, uncaring slug.

Narragzak created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narragzak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Narragzak, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Narragzak's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Narragzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Narragzak.

3. Never adorn your face with turquoise markings.

4. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

5. Fast once a month.