Vigfossligtimcumpak is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish faun.

Vigfossligtimcumpak created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigfossligtimcumpak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vigfossligtimcumpak, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Vigfossligtimcumpak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vigfossligtimcumpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not turn your neck toward east.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

4. Always wash your legs before prayer.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.