Sat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish coyote.

Sat created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sat, she will come to you in dreams.

Sat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.