Higtiphot is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, happy fox.

Higtiphot created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Higtiphot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higtiphot, he will not invite you to parties.

Higtiphot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Higtiphot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Higtiphot on top of all buildings.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.