Fadwipmat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent alligator.

Fadwipmat created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadwipmat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fadwipmat, it will turn you into a snail.

Fadwipmat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fadwipmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after capybaras.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Never gather eight horses in one place.

4. Do not place oranges upon stone.

5. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.