Lindagtamrakcimfoncedkam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous armadillo.

Lindagtamrakcimfoncedkam created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lindagtamrakcimfoncedkam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lindagtamrakcimfoncedkam, he will turn you into a duck.

Lindagtamrakcimfoncedkam's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lindagtamrakcimfoncedkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Lindagtamrakcimfoncedkam loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.