Nillfedgab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, effective crocodile.

Nillfedgab created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nillfedgab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillfedgab, she will not invite you to parties.

Nillfedgab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nillfedgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never remain kneeling during dusk.

3. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Do not covet oxen.