Bigbamominjipfligbutdissban is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish monkey.

Bigbamominjipfligbutdissban created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigbamominjipfligbutdissban, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bigbamominjipfligbutdissban, she will think nothing of it.

Bigbamominjipfligbutdissban's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bigbamominjipfligbutdissban's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never cross rivers at midday.