Ciptifsig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm penguin.

Ciptifsig created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ciptifsig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ciptifsig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ciptifsig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ciptifsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with tapirs.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink alcohol.