Tartarbut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate bear.

Tartarbut created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tartarbut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tartarbut, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Tartarbut's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tartarbut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must love Tartarbut.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Tartarbut in the centre of the settlement.