Kabmilweg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful raven.

Kabmilweg created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabmilweg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kabmilweg, she will turn you into a duck.

Kabmilweg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Kabmilweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink trousers.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not keep four squirrels in a large pit.

4. Never feed lots of bread to cats while wearing yellow dresses.

5. Never wear kilts.