Fudpakhom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish turtle.

Fudpakhom created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudpakhom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fudpakhom, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fudpakhom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fudpakhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.