Rutjen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest wyrm.

Rutjen created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutjen, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rutjen, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rutjen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rutjen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutjen.