Bigbabtom Censhavlat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish cat.

Bigbabtom Censhavlat created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigbabtom Censhavlat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bigbabtom Censhavlat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bigbabtom Censhavlat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bigbabtom Censhavlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Do not cook food in pots.