Zentonkap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, flying guinea pig.

Zentonkap created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zentonkap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zentonkap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zentonkap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zentonkap's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

3. Never wear orange shirts on sacred days.

4. Worship no other gods but Zentonkap.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.