Madkipbog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, confident dryad.

Madkipbog created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madkipbog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Madkipbog, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Madkipbog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Madkipbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Never allow birds to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never cross rivers at dawn.

4. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.