Sabfebzog is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, benevolent eagle.

Sabfebzog created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Sabfebzog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sabfebzog, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sabfebzog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sabfebzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven swans in one place.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never jump in holy places.