Ruttiptun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented pigeon.

Ruttiptun created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttiptun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruttiptun, she will send you a sign.

Ruttiptun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ruttiptun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Ruttiptun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.