Sinflyhingudtalmil Nutgatgam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast lion.

Sinflyhingudtalmil Nutgatgam created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinflyhingudtalmil Nutgatgam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinflyhingudtalmil Nutgatgam, she will turn you into a duck.

Sinflyhingudtalmil Nutgatgam's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sinflyhingudtalmil Nutgatgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sinflyhingudtalmil Nutgatgam.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed lots of rice to frogs while wearing white dresses.