Vidsitzan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, ruthless mongoose.

Vidsitzan created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidsitzan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vidsitzan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Vidsitzan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vidsitzan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never gather three voles near walls.

3. Do not leap at rivers.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Pray only in darkness.