Tamnellmutfidgepquartfab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic octopus.

Tamnellmutfidgepquartfab created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamnellmutfidgepquartfab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tamnellmutfidgepquartfab, she will make you grow a tail.

Tamnellmutfidgepquartfab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tamnellmutfidgepquartfab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tamnellmutfidgepquartfab.

2. You must love Tamnellmutfidgepquartfab.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Run away from red aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.