Dadvadpak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful meerkat.

Dadvadpak created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadvadpak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dadvadpak, it will ignore you.

Dadvadpak's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dadvadpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never hop near sheep.

5. Dadvadpak loves turtles, so they must be respected.