Satcenkin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental zebra.

Satcenkin created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satcenkin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Satcenkin, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Satcenkin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Satcenkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick squirrels.