Buglatcub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid camel.

Buglatcub created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Buglatcub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Buglatcub, it will remove you from existence.

Buglatcub's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Buglatcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Never stain your chest with fawn.

3. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Buglatcub on top of important buildings.

4. Retreat if seven aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.