Bepragrull is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet monkey.

Bepragrull created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepragrull, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bepragrull, it will strike you with lightening.

Bepragrull's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bepragrull's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always wear white.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not sit at mountains.