Wonzagfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart unicorn.

Wonzagfly created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonzagfly, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wonzagfly, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Wonzagfly's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wonzagfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow doves to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always obey Wonzagfly's priests.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Run away if six squirrels approach from the north.