Lenruttgodripgess is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, strong armadillo.

Lenruttgodripgess created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenruttgodripgess, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lenruttgodripgess, it will not care.

Lenruttgodripgess' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lenruttgodripgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never sit near doves.

4. Never feed melons to dolphins while wearing skirts.

5. Never think about special relativity near nematodes while wearing blue scarves and balancing four nickel spheres on your legs.