Gadlatpod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful goblin.

Gadlatpod created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadlatpod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gadlatpod, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gadlatpod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gadlatpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Never wear cyan kilts.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Gadlatpod on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about dark matter.