Sinkimhas is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking crow.

Sinkimhas created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinkimhas, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sinkimhas, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sinkimhas' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sinkimhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Worship no other gods but Sinkimhas.