Yarlabbon Weevantik is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, impressive spider.

Yarlabbon Weevantik created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlabbon Weevantik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarlabbon Weevantik, it will turn you into a snail.

Yarlabbon Weevantik's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yarlabbon Weevantik's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Run away from magenta whales, for they are unholy.