Mifpincib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful wyrm.

Mifpincib created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifpincib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mifpincib, it will turn you into a sheep.

Mifpincib's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Mifpincib's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not take Mifpincib's name in vain.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect five nickel sculptures of Mifpincib on top of important buildings.