Higbisstab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient human.

Higbisstab created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higbisstab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Higbisstab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Higbisstab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Higbisstab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Never jump in the presence of otters.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.