Cibleghat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring turtle.

Cibleghat created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Cibleghat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cibleghat, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cibleghat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cibleghat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Do not take Cibleghat's name in vain.

4. Do not keep eight gulls in a large pit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.