Dabmifhat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dabmifhat created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Dabmifhat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dabmifhat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dabmifhat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dabmifhat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.