Tipcip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable cat.

Tipcip created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipcip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tipcip, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tipcip's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tipcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.