Nil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless human.

Nil created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nil, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nil, she will not invite you to parties.

Nil's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nil's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Never pour water over plants.