Sagjamtad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, proud duck.

Sagjamtad created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagjamtad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sagjamtad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sagjamtad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sagjamtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to moths while wearing violet corsets.

2. Do not take Sagjamtad's name in vain.

3. Sagjamtad loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Sagjamtad in the centre of the settlement.