Higlagzak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, confident goblin.

Higlagzak created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Higlagzak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Higlagzak, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Higlagzak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Higlagzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.