Nillxingom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic cow.

Nillxingom created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillxingom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nillxingom, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nillxingom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nillxingom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Nillxingom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat peas.