Kinflybod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying wren.

Kinflybod created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinflybod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kinflybod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kinflybod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kinflybod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never hop in the presence of ants.

5. Never talk about stars.