Stikpannabqueegbapged is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omniscient duck.

Stikpannabqueegbapged created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikpannabqueegbapged, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stikpannabqueegbapged, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stikpannabqueegbapged's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Stikpannabqueegbapged's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never hurt porpoises.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.