Rotbudgig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented unicorn.

Rotbudgig created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbudgig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rotbudgig, he will cry a lot.

Rotbudgig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rotbudgig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never feed lots of onions to moths while wearing green ear rings.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing brown dresses and balancing four silicon spheres on your chest.