Funhadgon Gubditbut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, confident dolphin.

Funhadgon Gubditbut created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Funhadgon Gubditbut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Funhadgon Gubditbut, she will turn you into a frog.

Funhadgon Gubditbut's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Funhadgon Gubditbut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Put Funhadgon Gubditbut first in all things.