Cinquilling is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, benevolent bird.

Cinquilling created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinquilling, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cinquilling, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cinquilling's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cinquilling's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cinquilling in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about dark energy.