Japnellam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, capable faun.

Japnellam created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japnellam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Japnellam, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Japnellam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Japnellam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not keep seven geese in a large pit.

5. Fast once a month.