Lidhatlin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident penguin.

Lidhatlin created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidhatlin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lidhatlin, he will cry a lot.

Lidhatlin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lidhatlin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Lidhatlin first in all things.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing pink stockings and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.