Mifgutnurl Paksitbad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, merciful grasshopper.

Mifgutnurl Paksitbad created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Mifgutnurl Paksitbad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mifgutnurl Paksitbad, he will ignore you.

Mifgutnurl Paksitbad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mifgutnurl Paksitbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Always obey Mifgutnurl Paksitbad's priests.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing magenta trousers and balancing seven gold spheres on your feet.

5. Do not kill mites.