Getfumwig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured parrot.

Getfumwig created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getfumwig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Getfumwig, she will turn you into a dog.

Getfumwig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Getfumwig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never wear turquoise shirts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.