Ominnurtnatrotbidtaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate dolphin.

Ominnurtnatrotbidtaf created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ominnurtnatrotbidtaf, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ominnurtnatrotbidtaf, he will be very sad.

Ominnurtnatrotbidtaf's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ominnurtnatrotbidtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn tights.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.